Myrtle is known county wide for her crossing guard abilities at the intersection of Highway 666 and Devil's Crossing, also known as: Scaredy Cat Corner.
In fact many a guard refused to serve for fear of their very lives. That is until Myrtle. If you ask her why she’s so good, she’ll tell you, “Safety is always first, I go by the book and never just wing it. Plus, come on, someone had to do it, everyone else was just chicken.
American Squack, revisiting old classics. 4-1/2" square